Shovel jokes

My family is like a treasure... You need a map and a shovel to find them.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An ambulance

Did you hear? They invented a new shovel!

It's ground breaking!

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.