Slice jokes

Man

Man

An old man is lying on his death bed...

... when he smells the delicious aroma of freshly baked apple pie. He calls over his grandson and whispers, "Boy, go ask your grandma for a slice of that pie."

The boy scampers off and returns a minute later, replying, "Grandma says no, it's for after the funeral."

Pie

Pie

A slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75 and a slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.50

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

When I'm sad I cut myself

A slice of cake.

Soup

Soup

I hate to admit it, but my wife's cooking has seriously improved.

......that was best slice of soup I've ever had!

Beer

Beer

How often do I put orange slices in my beer?

Oh, once in a Blue Moon.

Cuba

Cuba

A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados,

$3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.