Slogan jokes

My neighbor grew tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school.

His new business never got off the ground so he decided to operate both his taxidermy and vet business together to save money. His new slogan was: "No Matter What Happens - You Get Your Cat Back."

What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Don’t kid yourself

I want to start a company that makes both coffins and condoms

The slogan would be:" We've got you covered whether you cuming or going"