Snowman

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best.

Winter: Well you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!

Spring: Well sure but come springtime everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!

Summer: yes but I am undoubtably the overall best season, girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that. What about you autumn what do you have to offer?

Autumn: * leaves *

How do you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.