
Wife
I told my wife I wanted to name our unborn son Obvious.
She said, "That's a stupid name."
I said, "Now you're gestating the Obvious."
I told my wife I wanted to name our unborn son Obvious.
She said, "That's a stupid name."
I said, "Now you're gestating the Obvious."
A student visits the principal’s office one day...
The principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” The student replies: “T-T-T-on-on-on-tony, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?” The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
If everyone spells your sons name wrong...
Then you spelled your sons name wrong
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"
"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."
Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"
"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."
Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*
His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."
A half indian-half Irish man married a half chinese-half Italian woman
After much deliberation,they named their son
Ravi O'Lee
My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.
I'm going to name my son Awesome...
...so whenever he sleeps with someone, they are fucking Awesome.