Sponge jokes

I once knew an arrogant sponge.

he was very self absorbed.

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: 'dad, can't you just use a sponge?'

A woman is in a coma and her nurses are giving her a sponge bath

They notice when they get near her lower area that her vital signs improve a little. They think oral sex may bring her out of her coma. They go in the waiting room and tell her husband their theory and assure him they will have complete privacy. The nurses leave and come back 15 minutes later and the woman is flat-lined. What happened?? Yelled the nurse. Her husband replies, I don't know...I think she choked.