Star Wars jokes

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.

She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.

Obi Wan: “Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3

Yoda: “In charge of scheduling I was”

I want to find a girlfriend who's into Star Wars

I've been looking for love in Alderaan places.

My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite star wars character..

You should have seen the luke on her face....

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...

... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work?

Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns

Husband: Divorce is strong in this one