Statue jokes

French

French

Why did the French give the statue of liberty to America?

They had no use for a statue with only one hand raised

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

Desire

Desire

I must admit that my sεxual desires have been getting out of hand,

but it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I realised I had hit rock bottom.