Steve Jobs

Apple

Why did Steve Jobs die?

Because Apple kept the doctors away.

Why can't you compare Donald Trump with Steve Jobs

That'll be like comparing apples and oranges

NSFW, what do you call phone sex on an iPhone?

A Steve job.

I tried to submit a patent for a gold-plated, Bluetooth-ready butt plug, but Steve Jobs beat me to it.

It turns out he's already making overpriced toys for assholes!