IPhone

You know Apple is run by men...

When they call it an iPhone 6+ and its only 5.5 inches.

My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.

It's my way or the Huawei.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn’t find the droid he was looking for

What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space.

Successful

What does Titanic and the iPhone X have in common?

Jack is dead.

NSFW, what do you call phone sex on an iPhone?

A Steve job.

I got a free iPad and iPhone today.

It's like... this gun is magic!!!

An android phone and an iPhone meet after a year.

iPhone: What......the......fuck.....dude? You.....are.....infested.....with.....malware!!

Android Phone: Fuckers don't update me. But what happened to you? Why are speaking with a lag?

iPhone: Fuckers.....updated......me.