Stormtrooper

Do you know why they always called him Lord Vader?

Because when they tried Master Vader it made all the stormtroopers giggle.

So if “Ani” is short for Anakin, and “Ben” is short for Obi-Wan... and “Fives” is short for CT-27-5555... and “Artoo” is short for R2D2... and “Chewie” is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn’t find the droid he was looking for

Why are stormtroopers so inaccurate?

Because they're imperial