Subway

I thought this guy on the subway was yawning.

Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack.

Ladies call me Subway...

because I’ve got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

My girlfriend wanted to go to one of those restaurants where they make the food in front of you

So I took her to Subway

Subway is a lot like prostitution.

You're paying someone else to do your wife's job.

Its disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in todays society...

One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her misogynist pig boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot, she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.

Fucking Subway...