Sun jokes

A mummy calls a restaurant.

• Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.

•Could you spell it out, please?

•Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...

...then it dawned on me.

What do boobs and the sun have in common?

You can look at them longer if you're wearing sunglasses

“Dad, have you seen my sun glasses?”

No son, have you seen my dad glasses?

Superman was flying over a city NSFW

And he sees Wonderwoman laying naked on a rooftop patio in the sun. He swoops down and before she knows it, he rails her and flies off. "What was that?" she cries. The invisible man says "I dunno, but my asshole sure hurts."

My parents are always telling me that their world doesn't revolve around me

So....I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(