Takeout jokes

Job

Job

I got fired from my job at Planned Parenthood

My boss didn’t like me saying “Takeout or delivery?” whenever someone walked in the door

Mistake

Mistake

I think they made a mistake when they named childbirth “delivery”.

It should have been called “takeout” instead.

Gas

Gas

Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes.

Riceless.