Thigh jokes

My wife recently got a seashell tattooed on her thigh.

When you put your ear close to it, you can really smell the ocean.

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts

I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC

I was passionately kissing a Thai woman. I gently slid my hand up her thigh until I reached her panties, then I touched her crotch and I couldn't believe what I felt.

A vagina.

How are KFC and women alike?

After the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in.