Threesome jokes

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome...

then I know why people call you handsome.

Had my first threesome tonight.

There were two no-shows but I still had a great time

I met a lovely lady last night.

Although she was 57 she was very sexy and funny, she asked me if I fancied a Mother-Daughter threesome? I jumped at the chance,so we went back to her place, she took out her door keys and opened the door, turned on the light.

And shouts out, "Mum are you still awake."

I organized a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had fun.

I thought of having a threesome

But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents