Tommy jokes

Violin

Violin

At the 3rd grade violin rehearsal ...

... Donnie Corleone Jr. walks in, opens his violin case and unveils, to the shock of all, a tommy gun. The teachers are livid, panic nearly ensues, but Donnie just starts laughing uncontrollably.

"What's wrong with you? This is serious! Why are you laughing?"

"Because I just imagined dad holding up the bank with my violin."

Grade

Grade

What kind of grades did Tommy Wiseau get in school?

Oh, high marks

Birthday party

Birthday party

What did Tommy get when his birthday party was held during the epidemic?

Arrested