Train jokes

Nobody wants to die alone.

That's why I'm training for my pilot's license.

Two cowboys are riding out when the spot an Indian laying down with his ear to the ground.

Approaching him, one Cowboy says “Look here. These Indians can track wagons from miles away. You there, what can you tell about the closest wagon train?”

The Indian says “Large Conestoga wagon, father, mother, three daughters, headed due west at around ten miles per hour”.

“Wow!” Exclaimed the cowboys in unison. “You can tell all that by listening to the ground?”

“Nuh-uh. Ran over me half an hour ago”.

I was sitting on a train yesterday and saw this stunningly beautiful Thai girl.

I thought to myself, “Please don’t get an erection, Please don’t get an erection”. But she did.