Turkey

A turkey was about to cross the road...

when a chicken appeared and said "dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"

I shot a turkey for the first time today...

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section.

I decided to become vegan today

The hardest part is quitting cold turkey.

If Turkey was attacked from the rear

Would Greece help?

I managed to shoot my very first turkey today, pretty proud of myself actually..

..though everyone else in the freezer section seemed a bit unhappy.