Twitter jokes

Husband and wife

A husband and wife were setting a password for their joint twitter account.

The husband types 'My Penis'

The wife dies laughing on the floor when it says 'Not long enough'

Me - “What’s a 3 letter word for compete?”

Dracula - “Vie.”

Me - “It’s for a crossword.”

I saw this on Twitter(@clichedout) and it made me smile so hopefully someone else will get a kick out of it.

Now that Trump has been banned from Twitter, we finally learned the past tense of the verb "Tweet."

Twat

So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account...

He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.

Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition?

He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out