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Russian POW calls home: 'Mum, I've been captured'.
Mum: 'Where are you?' POW: 'Ukraine.' Mum: 'Can you get us a Big Mac?'
Russian POW calls home: 'Mum, I've been captured'.
Mum: 'Where are you?' POW: 'Ukraine.' Mum: 'Can you get us a Big Mac?'
A joke from Kyiv.
A Russian soldier calls home from Ukraine.
- Did you take Kyiv? - No. - Did you take Harkiv? - No - What did you take then? - A blender, a washing machine and two fur coats
Trump is reportedly upset that the Ukraine just elected a comedian as president.
Oh, Crimea river!