Vehicle jokes

Why are women so bad at backing up their vehicles?

Because we're constantly lied to about how long 6 inches is.

A man drives up to a stop sign and rolls through it.

Shortly after a cop pulls him over. The cop asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The man says, “No”. The cop says, “ You ran a stop sign back there”. The man says, “OK, but I slowed down though”. The cop then asks, “Could you please step out of the vehicle, Sir?” The man gets out of his car. The cop pulls out his night stick and begins beating him. The man yells, “STOP, STOP!” The cops say, “Oh, you want me to slow down?”

Due to the rise of autonomous vehicles

It's only a matter of time until a country singer makes a song about his truck leaving them.

What's a cowboy's favorite vehicle?

Audi, partner.

Honda is coming out with the 1st electric vehicle with wireless charging

It’s called the Honda Accordless

A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel

My dates are always upset when I tell them I’m a bus driver