No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead, people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting “Another One Bites The Dust”
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
My dad asked me which Metallica songs I know
I told him I only know one and nothing else matters.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Me: I’m terrified of the song ‘I Want it That Way’
Therapist: Tell me why?
Me: **screams**
If quarantine is knocking you down here are some things you can try to get back up again:
Drink a whiskey drink
Drink a vodka drink
Drink a lager drink
Drink a cider drink
Sing the songs that remind you of the good times
Sing the songs that remind you of the better times
U2 was playing a concert in Ireland...
Bono took a pause after one of his songs, waited for the arena to go silent, and started clapping very slowly.
He then spoke softly "Everytime I clap" *clap* "A child dies in Africa" *clap*
And that's when some drunk guy stood up and shouted "Well then stop clapping you asshole!"
Due to the rise of autonomous vehicles
It's only a matter of time until a country singer makes a song about his truck leaving them.
What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital?
Do you see what I see?
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers
The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”
My girlfriend kept telling me she was going to break up with me if I didn't stop quoting the song I'm a Believer by The Monkees, but I thought she was just kidding...
Then I saw her face.