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What video game would Adolf Hitler play?

Mein Kraft

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron."

She was watching our wedding video again.

A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"

"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"

How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint?

She released the video on pornhub.

(Too soon?)

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

What do you call adult-only Chess videos?

Pawn

I saw an ISIS video, and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Wife: "You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Me: "okay, I'll get out the wedding video"

Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies.

For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house

I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college

My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

Nephew asks how babies are made

My young nephew Harry asked me how babies are made. I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him "It's basically just like that, only the white goo on her face should have gone up her pussy and normally there isn't a horse involved".

My neighbors started makes sex videos.

They just don't know it yet.

My friend can’t decide what video game system to get for Christmas ...

... Nobody can console him.