War jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

During World War II, my grandpa single-handedly killed 30 German pilots.

He was the crappiest mechanic the Luftwaffe ever recruited.

Two countries go to war...

Ones president is a comedian, and the other is a joke.

My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...

... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work?

Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns

Husband: Divorce is strong in this one

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.