Nephew asks how babies are made
My young nephew Harry asked me how babies are made. I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him "It's basically just like that, only the white goo on her face should have gone up her pussy and normally there isn't a horse involved".
A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England calls room service and asks for some pepper...
"What kind of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper?" asked the manager.
He replied, "Toilette pepper!"
I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...
Racism can't exist if everybody's white.
I bought this white noise generator to help me sleep better
But it kept waking me last night by shouting "all lives matter" and demanding to speak to my manager.
Why do Indians hate snow?
It's white and it's on their land.