Not a joke but a real incident that happened to an indian acquaintance of mine when he moved to Australia for higher studies..
So he comes out of the airport and gets into the cab.
The Aussie cab driver asked where he is from ?
He replied 'India '.
The cab driver asked ' So did you come to die?'
He froze as it was the times when there were racial attacks by white Aussies on people of indian descent .
It was only few weeks later, he realised that the driver actually asked " Did you come today?'
Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!
It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.
Police pulls over a car driving 15 mph in a 70 mph speed zone
It was an older woman driving. He asks her why she was driving slow.
She says - "I saw a sign that said I-15, so I thought the speed limit was 15 mph"
Officer - "That is the sign for the Interstate 15. The speed limit is 70 mph on this road"
Then he notices 3 other older ladies in the back seat whose faces were white as a sheet.
He asks the driver whats wrong.
Her - "Oh, we just came off I-215"
Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because...
He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house...
Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?
You know he's guilty.
If a white lie is a harmless lie that doesn't really matter
Then does that mean that black lies matter?
Everybody gets mad when I say Jesus was white, but I have proof.
If my understanding of transubstantiation is correct, Jesus is a cracker.
I punched a white man in the face and was arrested for assault..
The next day when I got out, I punched a black man in the face and was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
When my wife suggested getting a white noise machine for the bedroom, I was initially ok with it.
Then I realized I hate country music.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
A shout out to Jussie Smollette
On hiring black actors for what has been a traditionally white role.
Two Jews are arguing before the Rabbi
J1: "Black is a color!"
J2: "NO! it is not!"
J1: "It is a color!"
J2: "Rabbi, is black a color?"
Rabbi: "Well, sure..."
J1: "See, I told you. And so is white!"
J2: "White is not a color!"
J1: "Rabbi?"
Rabbi: "Well, yes, white is a color"
J1: "See, I told you Moishe, I sold you a *color* TV"
Had sex with an Asian, a black and a white in the same night.
Perks of having a Panda.
Joe Biden recently said his kid's won't have offices in the white house.
Mainly because he also won't have an office in the white house.
Doesn't matter if you are tall or short, fat or thin, black or white, at the end of the day...
It will be night time.
Bunny
A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"
The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."
Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
What kind of sneakers do kidnappers wear?
White Vans.
Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States.
Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.
Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week?
I guess it's because they're great whites...
