An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walks into a bar
... and order a pint each. A fly lands in the English mans beer and he pushes it away in disgust.
Another fly lands in the Irish mans beer but he drinks the beer with the fly in it.
A third fly lands the the Scots beer. He lifts up the fly in its tiny wings, shakes it, and yells: “spit it out! Spit it out your little bastad”.
What happens when you call a duck?
His phone wings
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
"Wing wing".
"Halo?"
What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk?
A dead bird.
Why shouldn’t you ride in an airplane with Ben Shapiro?
Because he’s always trying to destroy the left wing.
9 Blondes and 1 Brunette are holding onto the wing of a weighed down rapidly descending aircraft.
They all realize one must let go to save the rest of them.
The plane is about 1000 meters away from crashing, when the brunette starts to say that she will heroicly let go of the wing of the plane to save the 9 others.
She gets a few a tears and cries of “Nooo” but as she finishes, all the Blondes clap.