Abortion jokes

What is a good slogan for an abortion clinic?

Don’t kid yourself

What’s the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

I started writing an abortion joke

But it never fully developed

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?"

Father: "Ask your sister.”

Daughter: "I don't have a si-"

I find abortion to be a difficult topic.

On one hand, i am for killing babies. But on the other hand, i don't want to give woman any more rights.

Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese?

It brings out the kid in you

ABORTION BILL

A congressional aide asks a politician, "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?" The politician replied, "Shhhhh -- just pay it."