Acid jokes

Why would the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

What's the difference between a raver and a chemist at a club?

One drops acid while the other drops the base.

Police arrested two kids yesterday

one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.

Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it?

He had a PH D