Asian jokes

What do Asians do when they have an erection?

They vote

I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.

Once he went though, He said, 'Sank you'.

I Swore at him and kicked him in the Shin.

I Then said, 'Never bring up Pearl Harbor like that'

Where do Asian neckbeards come from?

M'laysia

You racist!

An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars at the currency exchange was getting irritated at the teller.

She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?”

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.

The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”

Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!

It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.

It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.

It was Wong on so many levels

I was on PornHub the other day and there was an ad that read: 'free asian asshole pics'.

When I clicked on it it was just a picture of Xi Jinping.

Had sex with an Asian, a black and a white in the same night.

Perks of having a Panda.

Why do asian girls have small boobs?

Because only A's are acceptable.

So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account...

He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.

Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

Doctor says"You have a cateract." Asian man says "No, I have a rincoln continental."

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

An Asian Man Walks Up to A Bank Teller To Exchange Yen for Dollars....

The teller gives him $180.

The Asian man complains: "But yestaday, I get $200. Why less today?"

The teller shrugs and replies: "Fluctuations"

Livid, the Asian man yells "Well, fuck you Americans too!"

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

The difference between racism and Asians?

Racism has many faces.

how do you know asians have broken into your home?

the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway

How Long is an Asian man’s name.

Hint: It’s not a question.

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes

It was the end of my Korea

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fuck you Americans too!"