ATM jokes

Funds

Funds

Getting really fucking annoyed now!

This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had "insufficient funds".

Coin

Coin

I hate that ATMs don't dispense coins.

It just doesn't make cents.

Gym

Gym

At the gym

I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym, “Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.