A woman goes to her Gynecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor.
Woman: "Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina." The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those Aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."
One day a girl realised she was growing hair between her legs
She asked her mom what it was and her mom replied back 'the part where the hair is growing is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey is growing hair'
During dinner she told her sister that her monkey had grown hair and the sister replied 'that's nothing, mine is already eating bananas'
If A is for apple, B is for banana, what is C for?
Plastic explosives
If you think about it, humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I mean have *you* ever eaten a monkey?
A man told his wife he was going to the supermarket.
Man: I'm going to get get a carton of milk.
Wife: Okay, if you see bananas, get 6.
The man comes home with 6 cartons of milk.
Wife: What the hell!!! Why did you bring 6 cartons of milk!
Man: I saw bananas at the supermarket.