
Week
A week after the G7 Summit, they should have the C Major Summit
That would resolve everything.
A week after the G7 Summit, they should have the C Major Summit
That would resolve everything.
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C, everyone said he was crazy....
....but he was 0K.
A dyslexic boy is on his way home from training with his mam...."Can we stop at McDonald's mam? I'm starving" the boy asks. "If you can spell McDonald's we will stop on the way home ofcourse son" The boy pauses, composes himself and begins "M" "C" He begins to struggle....
"Ah fuck it mam let's have a KCF"
An E, F Sharp, G, A, B, C, D, and another E walk into a bar.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “sorry, we don’t serve minors here.”
When Canada was first unified, they realized they needed a name for this new country, so they decided to draw letters oot of a basket to name it.
The first prime minister went up on stage and started pulling letters and announcing them to the crowd. "C, eh?"..."N, eh?"..."D, eh?"
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today and as we were walking around, he screeched, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, because everybody was looking at us...
“What did you just call it?!” I cried.
“It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture! Look!” he shouted, pointing excitedly.
And so it did...A F R I C A N Elephant.
Rich friend and a poor friend meet a day before Valentine's Day
Poor man asks - What did you buy for your wife for valentines?
Rich man - A Mercedes C class and a diamond necklace
Poor man - why a necklace ?
Rich man - so if she doesn't like the car she can return it and keep the necklace, what did you get for yours ?
Poor man - a pair of slippers and a dildo
Rich man - why a dildo?
Poor man - so if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.
A man asks a woman how to spell “yacht”
Woman: “Y-A-H-T”
Man: “where’s the C”
Woman: “under the fucking yacht”
When I was at the grocery store, I asked an employee where the cereal was, and he said, "I'll see." And walks off. 5 minutes later, I asked another employee about the cereal, and he too said, "I'll see," and walks off.
I eventually found it myself. It was in aisle C.
If A is for apple, B is for banana, what is C for?
Plastic explosives
Why do koi always swim in groups of 4?
So that while the A koi, B koi and C koi escape the predator will always go for the D koi
A vendor selling ice from a street cart has a sign that says “Ise Stand.” “Mr. vendor, you seem to have accidentally confused the ‘c’ in ‘ice’ for an ‘s.’” The vendor replies, “I’m certain you are mistaken!” The next day, the vendor’s freshly repainted sign reads:
“Ice Stand, Corrected”
What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside... it starts with C, ends with T, and has a U and N in the middle?
A coconut.
Why did the pirate take so long learning the alphabet
Because he spent years at C
Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?
Because you can't 'c' in the dark
father:how are your grades son?
son: underwater, dad
father: underwater? what do you mean?
son:they're below C level
Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet?
Because the others are Not-Cs
It’s confirmed . Fresh cow dung can stop corona
Dip both your hands in fresh cow dung before going out.
This will make sure that
a) you will not touch your eyes, nose, ear or mouth.
b) nobody will shake hands with you.
c) Nobody will come near you when you are out in the streets.
d) You will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat.
I think I'm failing my marine biology class
My grade is below C level.