Basement

They told me i couldn't eat the food i forgot in my basement 50 years ago

Little did they know i can

My daughter has started asking me questions about the human body

I thought I locked the basement I don't know how she keeps getting down there

Why does everyone assume that just because I’m a 40 year old loser that I live in my parent’s basement?

My parents don’t have a basement. I live in my bedroom like a big boy.

I finally figured out where that "programmers live in basements" myth comes from!

It's because they prefer to work in a non-Windows environment.

Can we cool it with the Epstein jokes already people? I mean christ, the man had children.

Locked in his basement.

Boyfriend moving in...

Him: Can I set up a cloning machine in the basement?

Me: Sure, make yourself at home.