Bat jokes

How can you tell if the bat that bit you had rabies?

Also why is water so fuckin scary?

All countries eventually got coronavirus

But China got it right off the bat.

The fact Ozzy has COVID now just shows bats always get their revenge.

(All the best to them, hope he gets to live a long time)

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Robert Pattinson is an awful vampire

It took him 11 years to figure out how to turn into a bat

Steal everyone's eyelids and no one bats an eye

Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind.