A beer bottle, a mirror and a condom go to the pub.
The beer bottle thinks for a moment and says, “You know, if you break me, you get a years bad luck.” The mirror looks incredulous at this comment and says, “That’s nothing, if you break me you get 7 years bad luck.” The condom starts to laugh so hard he falls on the floor.
A weasel goes to the bar
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.
Did you know? If you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base....
eventually the testicle will be sucked inside!
If you did know this, please can you let me know how to reverse it?
**It’s quite urgent**
Wife asked me what am I doing
Me: Killing Mosquitos Wife: How many have you killed?
Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male Wife: How did you know their gender?
Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet