Blind guy jokes

How do you break up two blind guys fighting?

Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"

I got $20 from a blind homeless man on the street today!

He had this tin can full of money, and was just holding it in front of my face. What a friendly guy.

How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people?

You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”

How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.