Bomb jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

The Toaster; otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs at one plane is 1/1000000. So, I am much safer..."

I broke up with a Japanese girl last week...

It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.