Boob jokes

A recent study shows that 9/10 men prefer women with big boobs.

I think the 10th one prefers the other 9.

The Rodeo...

So two cowboys are talking about sex and the various positions when one of them mentions "the Rodeo."

So the second cowboy says to him, "I didn't know the Rodeo was a sex position. How do you do that one?"

The first cowboy explains. "So what you do is you penetrate your girl from behind. Then you reach around and grab her boobs, lean over, and whisper in her ear, 'These are almost as big as your sister's.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

So two people are about to have sex for the first time

and the lady says, "Unfortunately I have small boobs, is that alright with you?"

To which the male replies, "Yea it's alright, I have a dick like a baby."

After the sex the lady exclaims, "You have the biggest penis I have ever seen in my life, Why did you say it was like a baby?"

"It is. 9 pounds 6 ounces and a foot in height."

What gets long when you jerk it,fits between boobs,slides in a hole and loves to be pulled?

A seat belt you pervert

Who is the greatest?

A BOOB, a VAGINA and an ASSHOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all

BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest

VAGINA: that's nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest

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Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to speak!

What do boobs and the sun have in common?

You can look at them longer if you're wearing sunglasses

Why do asian girls have small boobs?

Because only A's are acceptable.

What does an old woman have between her boobs that a young woman does not?

A bellybutton

Girls, if your man starts acting weird while sexting;

Send him a picture of a naked grandma, then send him a picture of your boobs. He just needs turning off and back on again.

So there I was, staring at Medusa's boobs when she said "HEY! My eyes are up here buddy!"...

But I was already rock hard

Why do they call it boob sweat

and not humidititties?

I am doing a bra giveaway.

Send me pics of your boobs and I'll see if I have something that fits you.

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...

"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"

“Yesterday." I replied.

More money is spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research! By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no fucking idea why!

How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost?

Boooooooobs!

You’re welcome.

Happy Halloween everybody!

So my neighbor with the big boobs is outside, gardening topless again

I wonder if his wife is aware he does this

This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said, “Would you please press 1?” So I did. I don’t remember much afterwards

Thank god for nipples

Without it, boobs would be pointless.