Border jokes

What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone!

I'll show myself out.

Mad cow disease

Two cows were talking over the fence bordering their farms.

The first cow said "Have you heard about this mad cow disease, it's spreading really fast."

The second cow responded "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."

A German is trying to to make his way to Paris

At the border, the French customs agent asks him

“Name?”

“Hans Mueller.”

“Place of residence?”

“Munich.”

“Occupation?”

“No, just vacation this time.”

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3?

The signs say "no trespassing"

I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

Uvalde citizen gets pulled over

A very cute blonde was pulled over for speeding by an Uvalde motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the policeman's Ball."

The cop replied, "No, ma'am. You're thinking of the Border Patrol , the Uvalde Police don't have balls."

A German tourist comes to France

...a border control asks him

"Occupation?"

German: No just visiting.