Mexican jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

I took my Biology exam last Friday

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

What is a drunk Mexican's favourite book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

The Mexicans are upset about Trump’s wall

but they’ll get over it.

Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

To stop hispanic attacks

A Mexican magician was performing a trick...

Magician: "Uno! Dòs..."

*poof*

And he disappeared without a très...

I want to hire a Mexican, An Italian and a Russian

To show up at my funeral in black suits and say "thank you boss", then leave. Just so that my Family and Friends would think I had something Big going on.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

What do Mexicans use to cut pizzas?

Little Ceasers

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3?

The signs say "no trespassing"

Czech and a Mexican

A Czechoslovakian and a Mexican go camping, while they were in the woods the Czech gets eaten by a bear. So the Mexican runs to find the park ranger and says "park ranger a bear ate my friend" The park ranger and the Mexican find two bears, a male and a female. The park ranger asked the Mexican which ate his friend he points to the male and the ranger kills him and guts him there are no remains of the Czech man in the bear. Moral of the story never trust a Mexican when he says the Check is in the male

What did the Mexicans say when they heard Trump was building a wall?

We’ll get over it.

Did you hear about the Mexican racist?

He joined the Que Que Que

Touched by Jesus

Saying that you were touched by Jesus is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a priest?

Alien vs predator

Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course?

I guess someone made a hole in Juan.