Butter jokes

I saw a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter

... he was fucking nuts.

A father and his son went outside for a walk.

The son steps on a butterfly. The father jokes : “Your going to have to eat some butter now!”

When they return back to their home, they find the kid’s mother cooking in the kitchen. She accidentally steps on a cockroach. The son says to the father : “I’ll leave you guys to it then.”

Old people love

My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that.

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says : "No butter for you for a week!"

The little boy then kills a honeybee. Dad says : "No honey for you for a week!"

Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy asks : "Are you going to tell her or should I say it for you?"

For me, getting girls is like spreading butter...

It's much easier with a knife.