Pair of Caesars
How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
Agreeable Caesar
He came, he saw, and he concurred.
What do Mexicans use to cut pizzas?
Little Ceasers
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
One came, one saw, and one conquered.
How do you turn any salad into a Caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.