Carrot jokes

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at karate?

The Carroty Kid.

how do you make gold soup?

put 14 carrots in it.

I'll show myself out.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot

A carrot

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot.

My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!” I fucking hate carrots.