Chew jokes

Wheelchair

Wheelchair

What is the hardest thing to chew while eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Pencil

Pencil

William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much...

...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.

Son

Son

i caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

so i had to ground him. he’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

Train

Train

How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew.

Partner

Partner

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Lady

Lady

An old lady Offers the bus driver some peanuts to which he happily eats....

Every five minutes she gives him more peanuts... Driver: why don't you eat them yourself? Old lady: I can't chew I have no teeth look! Driver: Then why do you buy them? Old lady: Oh I just like the chocolate around them.