Chew jokes

What is the hardest thing to chew while eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair

William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much...

...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.

i caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

so i had to ground him. he’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew.

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

An old lady Offers the bus driver some peanuts to which he happily eats....

Every five minutes she gives him more peanuts... Driver: why don't you eat them yourself? Old lady: I can't chew I have no teeth look! Driver: Then why do you buy them? Old lady: Oh I just like the chocolate around them.