Four kids walk into an interview. One is American, one is British, one is African, and one is Chinese. The interviewer asks them all the same question: "In your own opinion, what do you think of the scarcity of food in other countries?" The British kid asks "What is scarcity?" The American kid asks "What are other countries?" The African kid asks "What is food?" And the Chinese kid asks "What is my own opinion?"
How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food?
Wonton
I'm so stressed that I'm going to try that Chinese thing with the needles, what's it called?
Oh yeah, heroin
A man went to confess to the priest
"Father, I've stolen someone's dog. But I don't want it now. Can I give it to you?"
"No, son, I don't want it. You should return the dog to the owner."
"I did. But he said he doesn't want it."
"Well...Then I think you should keep the dog."
That night, the priest went back home and found his precious dog stolen.
(Translated from Chinese)
Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes.
Riceless.