Christmas jokes

Went to the book store for the Christmas sale “1/3 off all titles”

I got a lovely copy of “The Lion, The Witch”

We had a trans friend come over for Christmas this year

He said he can’t wait to eat, drink and be Mary

Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie....

It was a partridge on a par 3.

My friend can’t decide what video game system to get for Christmas ...

... Nobody can console him.

If anyone is alone this Christmas and has nobody to spend it with, please let me know..

I really need to borrow some chairs

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

When I told my mother I wanted to put the Christmas tree up myself...

she suggested that I should put it up in the living room instead.

Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great but when it finally comes, I always regret spending all that money.