Click jokes

They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait.

Apparently you aren’t one of them.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked "shut down" instead of "sleep".

I dated an African girl....

we just clicked

I was on PornHub the other day and there was an ad that read: 'free asian asshole pics'.

When I clicked on it it was just a picture of Xi Jinping.

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

The Telemarketer

A telemarketer is making calls when a gentleman answers. "Good evening sir, how are you? I am calling today to--" when the man who answers interrupts him. He said, "Hold on now, first *I* have some questions for *you*." Amused, the telemarketer allows him to ask the questions. The man asks "What has a 2 inch penis, and hangs down?" The telemarketer replies "I give up, what?" The man says, "A monkey!... now what has a 9 inch penis, and hangs up?" The telemarketer says, "I don't know.."

--CLICK--

I asked my girlfriend how she avoids click-bait..

Her answer may shock you!