Cockroach jokes

As a boy, I was made to believe that earwigs lived in ears

Henceforth, I was terrified of cockroaches

hold up

if bedbugs live in beds where do cockroaches live

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear fallout but dies when you swat them with a newspaper...

Shows how toxic our media is...

A father and his son went outside for a walk.

The son steps on a butterfly. The father jokes : “Your going to have to eat some butter now!”

When they return back to their home, they find the kid’s mother cooking in the kitchen. She accidentally steps on a cockroach. The son says to the father : “I’ll leave you guys to it then.”

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says : "No butter for you for a week!"

The little boy then kills a honeybee. Dad says : "No honey for you for a week!"

Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy asks : "Are you going to tell her or should I say it for you?"